Do not sit next to me...!

The other day, I was on the bus going home. it was after rush hour, so there are seats unoccupied around. As the bus enters its 5th stop, a queue of people start to get on the bus. There is the old lady, the mother, the young couple, the young entrepreneur and then there is the man who had been out drinking with his buddies after work. Now I don't usually sit in the same seat on the bus, but it seems that no matter where I sit, the man who has drank 'alittle too much' manages to find me. I would usually put this down to a 'one-off' but it if not for the fact that it has happened more than once, actually more than 10 times, I don't think so. It seems I have this 'if you are drunk and smell incredibly full of alcohol then please sit next to me' sign stuck on my forehead, why can't I have the 'if you are sexy and very pretty sit next to me' sign? ....hhhhhmmmmmm